from Divination Scars: among the dead in symmetry
I'm in the cemetery business
I'm in the cemetery sales
If you give me a call
I'll find you a hole
You know I never fail
Since 18/1963?
They have always relied on me
To keep them close, friends and enemies
And I along with thee
Write your name in Eliza's book
One drop of blood was all it took
And you'll be here for eternity
And right down here with me
Cause I'm in the cemetery business
I'm in the cemetery sales
Give me a call
I'll find you a hole
You know I never fail
There's a stone in the ground with your name all over
Oh
Don't gotta be lucky or even older
Oh
There will come a day
When I lay in my grave
That's when
YOU're in the cemetery business
You'll be in the cemetery sales
When they give you the call
You better find them a hole
And lord knows you'd better not fail
Woe